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April 2, 2020 by Lil Miss Hot Mess

Haggadah 2020: “All Of Us Or None”

Haggadah 2020: “All Of Us Or None”
April 2, 2020 by Lil Miss Hot Mess

Haggadah 2020:
“All Of Us Or None”

hand holding printed haggadah in front of bushes

I pulled together this makeshift haggadah in 2019 — I wanted something simple, politically engaged, relevant to the moment, and filled with poetry.  Given that we are living through a pandemic in 2020, I revamped it slightly for public use: I hope that a Haggadah that is both mobile-friendly and easily-printable PDF will be of service to many during quarantine!  Please take it all with a grain of kosher salt, as I’ve taken many liberties.  After all: I’m a drag queen, not a rabbi. (As Taylor Mac says: “perfection is for assholes.”)

Because this was originally made for hasty home use, nearly everything is a copy-paste job from other liberation-oriented haggadot (themselves often echoing the work of many).  I’ve included references on the last page if you want to view the originals!

Download

I’ve created a few options for download:

  • PDF for screen
    Should look ok on mobile phones if you can’t print!
  • PDF for printing
    Note: it’s laid out so you can print double-sided (choose “long-edge binding” in the options), then just fold in half!
  • Word version
    Feel free to edit and adapt. Note: may not look right if you don’t have the same fonts installed (if so, you can just change all to Times New Roman—even the Hebrew!).

Donate

If you’d like to say “thanks” for this project, please make a donation to one or all of these projects to support relief during the COVID19 pandemic:

  • Farmworkers’ Pandemic Relief Fund (via Justice for Migrant Women)
  • Middle East Children’s Alliance Medical Aid for Gaza
  • TGI Justice Project
  • National Domestic Workers Alliance Coronavirus Care Fund

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About Lil Miss Hot Mess

Lil Miss Hot Mess is a Los Angeles-based drag queen who bedazzles audiences with a unique blend of camp, choreography, and current events. She co-founded the #MyNameIs campaign, helps organize Drag Queen Story Hour‘s global network, and is the author of The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish (Running Press Kids, 2020). Learn more →

Lil Miss Hot Mess

Lil Miss Hot Mess is a drag queen who bedazzles audiences with a unique blend of camp, choreography, and current events. She is the author of the children’s books Make Your Own Rainbow: A Drag Queen’s Guide to Color, If You’re a Drag Queen and You Know It, and The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish, and serves on the board of Drag Story Hour.

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