Lil Miss Hot Mess » words of wisdom

“You didn’t put it there…”

Lil Miss Hot Mess — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:57:50 +0000

(wise words from Bobby)

Lil Miss Hot Mess — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:13:52 +0000

Lil Miss Hot Mess — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:33:42 +0000

Okay, I owe Maura another hat-tip for this one. Soon this is going to be lilmisshotmessstealsfrommaura.com. Sigh.

Also, there are two things you need to know to properly understand this post:

What happened in the aforementioned second-hand pair of low-heeled Zara shoes. I’m not going to say, because that would be giving all of my secrets away. And it’s not that juicy. And a girl must never let go of all her secrets.
That I recently decided to reference everything in my life as “before [or after] I hung out with Beth Ditto.” As in, “Wait a minute, was that the time we ate tamales before or after I hung out with Beth Ditto?”

Lil Miss Hot Mess — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:36:39 +0000

that’s the thought of the moment, ladies. you heard it here first.

Lil Miss Hot Mess — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:48:14 +0000

…not enough tops, and too many bottoms!

(ba dum ching!)