Lil Miss Hot Mess

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Bat Mitzvah Photos & Thank You

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on February 9, 2010

Wow.  I’m sitting here listening to my new Bette Midler ‘Live at Last’ album in my new teal sequin dress (I didn’t ask for presents, but I wouldn’t say no!) and still feeling ecstatic.

My Bat Mitzvah went off without a hitch: no rain, my gluegun lasted just long enough to make the cake (a Hanukkah-like miracle), and there was a line down the block!  I literally had the time of my life and I’m grateful to everyone for dressing up gorgeous, dancing the Horah, and helping me live out this perverted dream!

Seriously, I feel like I’ve made it — not as a star or anything, but as a person in the kind of world I want to live in.  And I’ve already heard such overwhelmingly positive feedback — who knows, maybe Lil Miss will throw more parties in her new-found womanhood?  (But for now she’s going to sleep for days.)

And the best part: we raised $1500 for the US Social Forum!  (If you want to learn/give more, click here.)

Be sure to check out your PHOTOS!  (After the jump.)  And of course, huge thanks to Mikeomatosis and Justin for snapping them!

Also, while I’m doing thank-yous, let me name all the people I didn’t get to name last night:

PERFORMERS: Sandra O. Noshidi’n't (my sister and co-hostess), Monistat, Mona G. Hawd, Anna Conda, Starr69, Dean Disaster, Vivvyanne ForeverMORE!, and Jupiter!

GO GO GOYS: Sweetcheeks, David, Ryan, Ellie, Julie

DJs: 510’s Finest, Mylo Pony, Pink Lightning

DOOR & COAT CHECK VOLUNTEERS: Ivan, Brittney (with special thanks for the cake!), Louisa, Sarah (with special thanks for my hair piece!), Ed, Sepi, Cary, Devon, Rachel, Val, Bobby

BAT MITZVAH BOYS:
Alex, Marc, Maziar, Sergio

ALL AROUND AMAZING VOLUNTEERS: Jerry Lee, Ed, Ainsley, and Philip

THE BLUE MACAW: Barbara, Josette, and all of the bartenders and other staff!

And the part of the toast I forgot: “Here’s to a world based on love and justice… And where everyone can dress like Lady Gaga if and when we want to!”

xoxo,
Lil Miss Hot Mess

Photos  after the jump…

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cover of the SFBG!

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on February 3, 2010

If you haven’t already, you should look for this shining face on the cover of this week’s SF Bay Guardian!  Fine, so you have to look below Cazwell and Amanda Lepore, and even though I don’t want to hate, I wouldn’t be a queen if I didn’t read that crappy crop job they did on my face.  But still.  I am on Cloud Nine!

So many thanks to Marke B, who is not only a cutie patootie and a sweetheart, but also one of the funniest writers in the Bay Area (and that’s saying a lot with some of the other kids we’ve got up in here), for helping to make this happen!

Bar Mitzvah Photos, pt 2

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on January 29, 2010

Second of two shots from my first Bar Mitzvah…

Even then I knew how to give a little face, no?  Also, look at that hideous tie!

Bar Mitzvah Photos

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on January 22, 2010

In preparation for my Bat Mitzvah, I asked my parents to send me some of my original Bar Mitzvah photos.  You know, help me get in the mood.  Here’s the first of two:

Just for the record: Bar = Boy (or technically “son”) and Bat = Girl (“daughter”).  Get it right!

I’ll post the other one sometime next week.

SOME THING for the Boys

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on January 20, 2010

Photos and video from my number at SOME THING last Friday!

Eternal gratitude to Ed and Ryan for being adorable gay sailors (and kind of last minute too).  Everlasting thanks to Des, Jae, and Philip for lending their nautical wear.  And appreciations forever to Jerry Lee for taking video (as well as to Maura for taking the video Ryan posted on Facebook, which I don’t know how to embed – but it’s basically the same)!

SOME THING was so fun and I’m so excited to have a new weekly AND weekend show to look forward to.

Here’s video:

More photos are after the jump.

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