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9 to 5 on 9/5: A Dolly Parton Tribute Show

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on September 2, 2009

I’m doing a show in the East Bay!  The bridge is closed but BART is open all night!  And need I remind you how I feel about this woman?

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The Kentucky Fried Woman Show! presents

9 to 5 on 9/5: A Dolly Parton Tribute Show

Saturday, September 5th
Doors at 8:30 Show at 9:30
$10
@ Velvet, 3411 MacArthur Blvd, Oakland
Featuring:
Simone de la Getto
Lady Monster
Sir Loin Strip & Friends
Lil Miss Hot Mess
Chichi Amor (aka StormMiguel Florez)
and all the way from Seattle, Pidgeon von Tramp & Honeysuckle Hype!

TOLD. YOU. SO.

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on August 19, 2009

I asked you not to make me say it.  But alas:

I told you so.

Homo A Go Go was great.  For real.  A little under-attended, but whose fault is that, missy?

thanks to Jerry Lee for taking this amazing Polaroid.  you can see me working the Mission gay hipster look.

thanks to Jerry Lee for taking this amazing Polaroid. you can see me working the Mission gay hipster look.

I had a great time emceeing, but more importantly, I had a great time being there.  The performances were phenomenal, and between being a bit tired and not making it at all to any of the films, I didn’t even get to see the half of it!  But here are some of my highlights:

TENDER FOREVER.
Wow. Wow. Wow.  Girl played drums using a Wii, which I didn’t understand, but blew me away.  Seriously.  Sometimes shit like that feels gimmicky, but this felt purely beautiful.  (Here is a video of her doing it at another show.) Also, her voice is gorgeous, and she was so full of energy, and gracious as fuck.  When I walked into the dressing room she apologized and asked me if I needed her to clear out.  As if!  What an honor to be backstage with her.  I cannot wait for a new album to come out, because I’ve just been listening to her on repeat.

MIRAH.
Call her folk or whatever but she took me back to my roots and I loved every minute of it.  She played “Jerusalem,” which is one of my favorite songs of hers because it is about Jews and Zionism.  (Here’s a video of her playing it at Bottom of the Hill a few years ago.)  During her show, Jerry Lee let out these huge white balloons which were both beautiful and scary (constant fear that they’d pop on the lights).

DAVE END.
People have been telling me that we should be friends forever, but our paths had never crossed.  I literally cried during this song he played about the passing of his dog and Bea Arthur.  Literally.  (I’d also had coffee for the first time in forever and it made me feel crazy and emotional, but still.)  I told him about how we were supposed to be BFFs, but I think I scared him a little.  But bygones.

NOMY LAMM.
Nomy almost made me cry, and probably fed the fire that resulted in my later tears.  Her harmonies and layering were absolutely beautiful.  There was something that reminded me of Sweet Honey in the Rock, which was absolutely perfect.

FASHION SHOW.
Chelsea Starr knows how to do a lot of things, including make clothes.  Many of the other designers were ‘eh,’ but there were definitely some gems.  Dia and I critiqued, which makes me want to go to Fashion Week some day.

VICKI MARLANE.
I’m ashamed to say it, but I’d never seen her live before.  And holy shit.  Legends are not made of nothing.

SHEBEAST.
I knew Nadia was going to be amazing.  I’ve never been to Homo A Go Go or Olympia, but she is exactly what I fantasize it to be.

KIRK READ.
Always a gem.  I had the honor of being mistaken for him. We share the same birthday, you know.  I’m just saying.

No disrespect to other performers who I’m not mentioning.  There are just too many!  And I felt sort of blah about my own number, which went off with a few hitches that got me a little cranky.  I was excited by the background video I made, though, with thanks to Maura.  Sometimes you just have to scale back, AND THAT’S OKAY.

Anyway, re-live the fun you didn’t have by looking at LarryBob’s photos (many of which are linked to in this post).

And next time I tell you to be somewhere, I expect you to ask what time and for how long.

benefit for cutie patootie Jesse Hewit

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on August 13, 2009

-1Normally I’d write something more, but this flyer is great and totally speaks for itself.

don’t make me tell you I TOLD YOU SO!

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on August 10, 2009

This weekend, it’s finally here: HOMO A GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really, this is going to be the best thing to happen to SF in a long, long time.  If you’re not there, you’re not having fun.  And I really don’t want to have to tell you I told you so.  Seriously.

Today is your LAST DAY for ADVANCE TICKETS, so save some $ and buy them NOW!  I recommend the weekend pass, but if you’re stingy, at least come to Saturday night, where I’ll be emceeing and performing. (And, I’m super excited to be busting out one of the Gossip’s new songs.  Get ready.)

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A reminder: Homo A Go Go is a four day festival of queer music, film, art, performance and activism.  It only happens once every two years or so (three since the last one).  It used to be in Olympia, but everyone moved away, so now it’s in San Francisco.  We are blessed.  It’s DIY, which means Do-It-Yourself, which means not a lot of outside funding or support, which means don’t be a cheapskate and buy a fucking ticket.  Please.  It’s also punk and dirty and high-energy and fun for all.  Headliners include:

Glass Candy
Erase Errata
Mirah
Girl in a Coma

Local favorites who are performing include Hunx and his Punx, Jenna Riot, the Younger Lovers, Katastrophe, and the Casual Lust along with DJ sets by Honey Sound System, emcee’s Peaches Christ and Lil Miss Hot Mess and a fashion show curated by Chelsea Starr.

Here are some more folks I’m excited about: Carole & Mitzi (Beth Lisick and Tara Jepsen), Vicki Marlane, Suppositori Spelling, Kirk Read, Michelle Tea, Jupiter, Tender Forever (!), Tim’m West, Athens Boys Choir, Krylon Superstar, and Nomi Lamm.  And probably more who I can’t remember, but that’s a lot to remember, ok?

While music is the focal point of the festival, (with 42 musical acts) the schedule also includes film screenings of over 60 films (including the amazing Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight, about legendary Vicki Marlane), a fashion show featuring the work of 12 independent designers, a 3-day craft fair featuring up to 90 DIY/independent businesses and community organizations, 15 multi-media/theatrical/spoken word performers, 27 visual artists and 10 workshops focusing on education and activism.

Up to date information on the artists, schedule and tickets can be found at http://www.homoagogo.com.

I mean it, I really really don’t want to have to tell you what you missed.

Jessie Spano thrashing around in a pool

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on August 4, 2009

The pool scene is by far my favorite part of Showgirls.  It’s like dreams and fantasies and nightmares all coming true.  And it really just defines the film for me.  Which is why this post has that title.

I had so much fun dancing on Saturday night at Midnight Mass — I wish I’d gotten up the energy to do both nights, because now I just want to go-go-go.  And I’m so excited that someone posted video, and that my bootie shaking looks good!  (And yes, that is my bootie that’s the video still, okay?)  Lap dances are harder than they seem!

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Also, thanks to L. Ron Hubby for taking this photo (link will take you to her other pictures from the evening):

I loved everyone’s looks, especially Evan the Bee, Kegel’s pseudo-Dolly,  Faux King’s little boy, Raya’s Michelle Myers, and Pristine’s dirty condom.

If you haven’t made it to Midnight Mass yet this season, you’ve only got a few more chances.  Sadly, this is the last full summer season of Midnight Mass, so get going girls!


Lil Miss Hot Mess, with balloons


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