Let Me Entertain Jews
Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on January 21, 2010
- Categories: Bat Mitzvah
- Comment!
In preparation for my Bat Mitzvah, I’ve been putting together a list of Jews in entertainment, partly as a list of suggestions for performers. I thought I’d share it here, and invite suggestions:
If that's not the face of a Jewess, I don't know what is.
Discuss!
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MY JEWISH ICONS
Barbra
Bette
Gilda Radner
Fran Drescher
Joan Rivers
Sandra Bernhard
Click below for more, including converts and kabbalah-lebrities.
KABBALAH-LEBRITIES
Madonna
Victoria Beckham
Demi Moore
Ashton Kutcher
Brittney Spears
Paris Hilton
CONVERTS
Marilyn Monroe
Elizabeth Taylor
Ivanka Trump
Connie Chung
AT LEAST A LITTLE JEWISH(-ISH)
Paula Abdul
Leonard Cohen
Neil Diamond
Bob Dylan
Simon and Garfunkel
Nina Hagen
Lisa Loeb
Pink
Dinah Shore
Gene Simmons
Burt Bacharach
Pat Benatar (unclear)
Carrie Brownstein
Mama Cass
Lesley Gore
Janis Ian
Carole King
Peaches
Courtney Love (apparently)
Elvis
Melanie
The Shangri-las
Regina Spektor
Shari Lewis (Lamp Chop)
Ricki Lake
Suze Orman
Marx Brothers
Harvey Fierstein
Sammy Davis Jr.
Lenny Kravitz
Goldie Hawn
Ann Landers & Dear Abby
Geraldo Rivera
Jerry Seinfeld
Isaac Mizrahi
Amy Winehouse
8 Comments to "Let Me Entertain Jews"
1 | Bobby
umm, Al Jolson, Eddie Cantor, Fred Astaire, Sophie Tucker, Fanny Brice, supposedly Mae West
2 | Lil Miss Hot Mess
Oh, good! I didn’t know about Fred Astaire or Mae West.
I can’t believe I forgot Fanny. Which makes me realize I also forgot FRANCES FAYE, who belongs in the icon category!
3 | Lil Miss Hot Mess
I should also say that this is mainly a list of Jewish entertainers that I would want people to perform at the Bat Mitzvah. Not that I wouldn’t want any of those suggestions.
OMG, I also forgot ROSEANNE BARR. I think she’d also hit icon status for me. Who am I?
4 | Señor Del Toro
If I was performing I would be tempted to do Barney Frank, Gene Wilder, swimmer Mark Spitz (heyyyy Speedo bump!), or maybe Jason Alexander.
6 | Sister Tuna Noodle Cocktail
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia),
Earth Kitt should be on the little bit Jewish list.
Samantha Davis Jr. (what you never heard of Sammy’s drag sister?)
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