what happens in a second-hand pair of low-heeled Zara shoes after I hung out with Beth Ditto…
Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on November 4, 2009
stays in a second-hand pair of low-heeled Zara shoes whether or not you’ve hung out with Beth Ditto.
Okay, I owe Maura another hat-tip for this one. Soon this is going to be lilmisshotmessstealsfrommaura.com. Sigh.
Also, there are two things you need to know to properly understand this post:
- What happened in the aforementioned second-hand pair of low-heeled Zara shoes. I’m not going to say, because that would be giving all of my secrets away. And it’s not that juicy. And a girl must never let go of all her secrets.
- That I recently decided to reference everything in my life as “before [or after] I hung out with Beth Ditto.” As in, “Wait a minute, was that the time we ate tamales before or after I hung out with Beth Ditto?”