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Archive for September de 2009

two beds are better than one

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on September 10, 2009

Finally, science is validating what I’ve always known to be true.  (Well, sort of.)

But seriously, I sleep with ear plugs every night because I’m sensitive, and though I’ve been trying to “practice” sharing a bed when I have to, sometimes it feels like a fate worse than death.  I often say that, in my ideal relationship, we will have two beds that can be pushed together.  (However, the pushing together is a key component that is left out of this article.)

Thanks to Kathleen for sending me this article.

Total Facts Known

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on September 9, 2009

Photos from Jesse’s benefit.

How great does this look with this background?  I'm sorry, but this makes my Bette look even Bette-r.

How great does this look with this background? I'm sorry, but this makes my Bette look even Bette-r.

With my friend Sweet Cheeks.  And for the record, it's a banana.

With my friend Sweet Cheeks. And for the record, it's a banana.

More Sweet Cheeks, who really knew how to milk it.  And, for the record, I pulled that out of her ass.  And loved it.

More Sweet Cheeks, who really knew how to milk it. And, for the record, I pulled that out of her ass. And loved it.

With my friend Dirty Hairy.  We rode the bus there together.

With my friend Dirty Hairy. We rode the bus there together.


Thanks to Mike O. for letting me post his gorgeous photos.  Sadly, no video that I know of: I need to get better at my documentation.

And be sure to see the show which opens tomorrow!

(Can I also say that even though I’d seen one of the images from the flyer, I had no idea that eating rose petals was so in-step with the show itself!)

fun with stats

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on September 4, 2009

Last week I went to this interesting presentation for work on social media, social networking, and the arts.  While it was mainly focused on museums and collections, the tech nerd in me was interested to learn more about metrics and things like that.  Subsequently, I’ve been looking at the stats for the blog, and there’s a section that tells me what search terms have led people here.  Here are some of my favorites:

  • hot mess disease
  • mess [israels s
  • miss night hot
  • "gay bathing suits" [their quotes, not mine]
  • hot mess moment
  • full hot homo video
  • hot albany ny bitches
  • gay men vomit
  • hot mess panties
  • what’s your tupperware situation [probably my favorite!  honey, if you have to ask, it can't be good.]

Oh, the beauty of the internet!!!  Maybe I’ll make this a regular feature — I would assume they’ll only get better.

9 to 5 on 9/5: A Dolly Parton Tribute Show

Posted by Lil Miss Hot Mess on September 2, 2009

I’m doing a show in the East Bay!  The bridge is closed but BART is open all night!  And need I remind you how I feel about this woman?

KFW_dolly

The Kentucky Fried Woman Show! presents

9 to 5 on 9/5: A Dolly Parton Tribute Show

Saturday, September 5th
Doors at 8:30 Show at 9:30
$10
@ Velvet, 3411 MacArthur Blvd, Oakland
Featuring:
Simone de la Getto
Lady Monster
Sir Loin Strip & Friends
Lil Miss Hot Mess
Chichi Amor (aka StormMiguel Florez)
and all the way from Seattle, Pidgeon von Tramp & Honeysuckle Hype!


Lil Miss Hot Mess, with balloons


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