The pool scene is by far my favorite part of Showgirls.  It’s like dreams and fantasies and nightmares all coming true.  And it really just defines the film for me.  Which is why this post has that title.

I had so much fun dancing on Saturday night at Midnight Mass — I wish I’d gotten up the energy to do both nights, because now I just want to go-go-go.  And I’m so excited that someone posted video, and that my bootie shaking looks good!  (And yes, that is my bootie that’s the video still, okay?)  Lap dances are harder than they seem!

Also, thanks to L. Ron Hubby for taking this photo (link will take you to her other pictures from the evening):

I loved everyone’s looks, especially Evan the Bee, Kegel’s pseudo-Dolly,  Faux King’s little boy, Raya’s Michelle Myers, and Pristine’s dirty condom.

If you haven’t made it to Midnight Mass yet this season, you’ve only got a few more chances.  Sadly, this is the last full summer season of Midnight Mass, so get going girls!